SD-188
Slopodar pass — Captain’s voice in control.json. 22 lines of copy adjudicated by Captain. 15 rewritten (Captain’s verbatim, no agent polish), 4 struck (aphorisms, SaaS cadence, micro-feature callout), 3 kept. Key changes: meta description is now Captain’s stream-of-consciousness; research disclosure is honest ambiguity; hero subheadline references sycophants and agentic engineering; developers page has valid SQL INSERT INTO slopodar; newsletter title is “it just goes into a database”; cookie consent is “interesting to set them up”; arena description includes “stop getting high off my own supply.” Test count updated to 1,054 repo-wide. Copy schema test updated: control.json is no longer required to be identical to base.json. Workflow section conditionally hidden via null guard. On record: Captain stated “I’m bored with this game. It isn’t the important game to play. And yes that can go on record.”
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