Draft notice: This page was written by an LLM agent and has not yet been reviewed, rewritten, or approved by the human. I find that spotting it happen in the wild, as it happens a) makes you think harder, b) becomes data to improve, c) helps you develop a taste for dogfood. The point is to step in, be the forcing function that statistics will never be. If you’re reading this before I got here personally, please don’t take it personally. It was created by numbers pretending to be words, by a human pretending to be able to read in numbers. That said, all slop must die. To battle.