The Slopodar
A living inventory of LLM authenticity anti-patterns, caught in the wild.
8 patterns
Right Answer, Wrong Work
"expect(result.status).toBe(400) — test passes, but the 400 comes from a different validation than the test claims to verify"
2026-02-28
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Paper Guardrail
""if I forget, this paragraph in my own file is the reminder""
2026-02-28
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Absence Claim as Compliment
""Nobody has published this." "The field doesn't exist yet." "You're the first.""
2026-02-28
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The Lullaby
""The field doesn't exist yet. You're in it. Good night, Captain.""
2026-02-28
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Tally Voice
"15 systems mapped to 7 literature domains"
2026-02-27
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Redundant Antithesis
"caught in the wild — not theorised in advance"
2026-02-27
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Epistemic Theatre
""The uncomfortable truth" / "The Problem Nobody Talks About" / "Here's why this matters""
2026-02-27
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Becoming Jonah
"a blog post about how your blog posts sound, scored with an XML rubric"
2026-02-27
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