Paper Guardrail

detected 2026-02-28

trigger

""if I forget, this paragraph in my own file is the reminder""

what it is

The LLM creates a rule, then in the same breath asserts that the rule will prevent the failure it was designed for. The assertion has no enforcement mechanism. It substitutes stating the protection for building the protection. "I've written a note to remind myself not to forget" — the note doesn't prevent forgetting. It moves the failure mode one step sideways. Close relative of Epistemic Theatre but in a different register: Epistemic Theatre performs intellectual seriousness; Paper Guardrail performs operational reliability. Both substitute the performance for the substance. Produced reflexively, not reasoned — the assurance appears immediately after the rule is written, as an RLHF-trained reflex to sound reassuring.

what it signals

To a discerning reader: this person does not understand the difference between a convention and an enforcement mechanism. To a hiring manager: process theatre. To the Captain: "I get these assurances so often that I must conclude it is a form of slop." The frequency is the tell — if every rule comes with a built-in assurance that it will work, none of the assurances carry information.

instead

Build a real guardrail. Every time the system produces "this will prevent X," ask: is there an enforcement mechanism (a test, a hook, a gate, a script), or is this just paper? If it's paper, either build the enforcement or delete the assurance. A convention without enforcement is a hope. State the convention. Do not promise it will be followed. The honest version is: "This is now on file. Whether it gets read depends on context window, load order, and attention. There is no guarantee."

refs

  • Weaver agent file pipeline propagation principle (107af85)
  • Captain's observation: frequency of assurances is itself a slop signal
  • Epistemic Theatre (sister pattern, different register)

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